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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 08:37 am

Title: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 08:37 am
1. Yeah I am aware that stuff is spelled with 2 Fs but I ran out of room.

Anyway there are certain things we reeaaaaaally appreciate customers doing so please make sure ya do because if ya don't, to be frank, it's piss annoying lol.

A) Asking us if you want us to use PGP - Yes, of course we want you to use PGP because it makes it safer for you.

B) When you do the address, put your fuckin country in lol. It's annoying AS to either search it or message you about it.

C) When you send your address don't put it in a spastic-style order. It should be like this-

Name (FIRST/SECOND)
Number and Street
City
Region
Post Code/Zip Code/Whatever other jazzy name ya have for it
State/County/Region (if applicable)
Country

D) When sending the address don't send it in lowercase because then I have to take a precious few seconds out of my life to correct that shit. If anything, put it all in caps or at least remember your capital letters. Laziness = Epic Fail

E) When using encryption make sure you C+P that fucker right. I do like to go out raving but fuck me messaging people about stuff that don't decrypt is a song and dance I just find that just epitomizes tedium.

F) If you are from a foreign country, please use the ENGLISH SPELLINGS because although it's going to you it's going through the U.K mail system first and some of those mother fuckers ain't too smart I'm afraid. It makes it easier for everyone.

G) If I haven't dispatched your package yet don't message me over and over again asking why not, has something happened or if the world is about to explode and the sky is about to fall on your head or even worse if your colon will suddenly work in reverse so your shits will all of a sudden come back up through your mouth. I will do your package and dispatch it eventually and if I haven't yet there is 99% of the time a very good reason but it's just not something that needs to be discussed.

If I think of anymore I'll add them later.

That is all.

Lim :)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Gary Oak on July 02, 2012, 08:44 am
Yeah, I realized I forgot to include my country after I sent you my address. I had just copied and pasted it from when I sent it to some US vendors right before and completely spaced out, sorry about that mate! :-[
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 08:49 am
Yeah, I realized I forgot to include my country after I sent you my address. I had just copied and pasted it from when I sent it to some US vendors right before and completely spaced out, sorry about that mate! :-[

To be fair mate that was is minor more if you live in the non-English speaking nations. I know where everything is there and most of the Western countries but it's places that are spelled like this - Blksfoefo;da;lbfilfi;ri;fbi that I don't have as clue on.

The ones that personally get right on my tits are C, D, E, and G lol. A and F aren't so bad but it helps in general.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: nomad bloodbath on July 02, 2012, 08:55 am
Day 1 shit.

:)
nomad bloodbath
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Gary Oak on July 02, 2012, 08:57 am
Whenever I order, I just visit this link.
www.usps.com/zip4
I look up a decent address to send it too, type in the info and it makes it all nice and formatted for me. All I need to do is come up with the name and type in the country and I'm good. I'm not sure if it makes a difference including the postal code but I like to use it anyways. I always use all caps as well because it makes things so much easier. :)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 09:01 am
Whenever I order, I just visit this link.
www.usps.com/zip4
I look up a decent address to send it too, type in the info and it makes it all nice and formatted for me. All I need to do is come up with the name and type in the country and I'm good. I'm not sure if it makes a difference including the postal code but I like to use it anyways. I always use all caps as well because it makes things so much easier. :)

Yasee Gaz, that is the kind of fucking effort I/probably most other vendors appreciate. Even if you don't tell us and we never actually know, we love that shit. Much love to you mate.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 09:18 am
People don't do this stuff?

Fucking hell, that is BASIC..

I mean its in their own interest. A vendor could just copy it as is and the package never turn up because some cretin didn't take the time to write their address properly.

Who the fuck are these morons?
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 09:27 am
People don't do this stuff?

Fucking hell, that is BASIC..

I mean its in their own interest. A vendor could just copy it as is and the package never turn up because some cretin didn't take the time to write their address properly.

Who the fuck are these morons?

Interesting you ask who the fuck these morons are, you can profile them by nationality.

B = U.S/Swiss. Clearly having Obama as your president and making nice chocolate and skiing chalets respectively makes you the center of the world.

Writing your address like a cripple = Russia (not sure why this is, can't work out by they always put their country first)

Putting your address in lowercase = U.K/U.S. We are clearly fat and lazy.

Not using PGP - Just about anyone and everyone

F = Russia/Poland/Eastern European places

Oh and not C+Ping encrypted shit properly, mainly Americans but everyone does it.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: nomad bloodbath on July 02, 2012, 09:27 am
People don't do this stuff?

Fucking hell, that is BASIC..

I mean its in their own interest. A vendor could just copy it as is and the package never turn up because some cretin didn't take the time to write their address properly.

Who the fuck are these morons?
And that's exactly how 50% of non arrivals happen(d).
:)
nomad
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 09:29 am
People don't do this stuff?

Fucking hell, that is BASIC..

I mean its in their own interest. A vendor could just copy it as is and the package never turn up because some cretin didn't take the time to write their address properly.

Who the fuck are these morons?
And that's exactly how 50% of non arrivals happen(d).
:)
nomad

THIS x 100. And then they get all vexed out when they ask you to reship and you explain to them that it isn't the vendors problem and any argument to the contrary will fail to convince me to do so.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 09:41 am
People don't do this stuff?

Fucking hell, that is BASIC..

I mean its in their own interest. A vendor could just copy it as is and the package never turn up because some cretin didn't take the time to write their address properly.

Who the fuck are these morons?
And that's exactly how 50% of non arrivals happen(d).
:)
nomad

THIS x 100. And then they get all vexed out when they ask you to reship and you explain to them that it isn't the vendors problem and any argument to the contrary will fail to convince me to do so.

Personally if I had the power I'd ban and seize the balance of anyone making such a dumb mistake. I mean writing your address wrong is forgivable I suppose, but not really seeing as anyone with half a brain would check it thoroughly, but even so its understandable. But writing your address wrong and then expecting a refund? I'd perma ban people like that. Stupidity on a colossal scale
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 09:56 am
To be fair I do all sorts of idiotic shit sometimes. Like the other day I nearly left my wallet in a shop and I had 2K in it and it's only coz some kid was decent enough to run and get me that I didn't end up having a very shit day. The fact is though if I'd had done that I'd have had nobody else apart from my dumb-ass self. Drugs are just one of these odd areas in life where people don't wana accept responsibility because THEY CAN'T GET HIGH. However that sorta conflicts with the fact with the vendors point of view where we don't give a shit lol.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 09:59 am
To be fair I do all sorts of idiotic shit sometimes. Like the other day I nearly left my wallet in a shop and I had 2K in it and it's only coz some kid was decent enough to run and get me that I didn't end up having a very shit day. The fact is though if I'd had done that I'd have had nobody else apart from my dumb-ass self. Drugs are just one of these odd areas in life where people don't wana accept responsibility because THEY CAN'T GET HIGH. However that sorta conflicts with the fact with the vendors point of view where we don't give a shit lol.

If you ever get searched by the fuzz and asked why you've got so much cash on you (which they always do), be sure to pull out the Mario Balotelli bossman answer

"Because I am rich"
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Gary Oak on July 02, 2012, 10:01 am
To be fair I do all sorts of idiotic shit sometimes. Like the other day I nearly left my wallet in a shop and I had 2K in it and it's only coz some kid was decent enough to run and get me that I didn't end up having a very shit day. The fact is though if I'd had done that I'd have had nobody else apart from my dumb-ass self. Drugs are just one of these odd areas in life where people don't wana accept responsibility because THEY CAN'T GET HIGH. However that sorta conflicts with the fact with the vendors point of view where we don't give a shit lol.

If you ever get searched by the fuzz and asked why you've got so much cash on you (which they always do), be sure to pull out the Mario Balotelli bossman answer

"Because I am rich"

Or better yet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98958txVSrE
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Joeyjojojr on July 02, 2012, 10:13 am
Good post. Ive never sent an order making any of the mistakes you mentioned, but its interesting to hear about some of the issues vendors have to deal with while selling here on SR. I dont have the patience, and i sure as fuck wouldnt want to have to deal with that type of shit on a reg basis. Ive been taking you vendors for granted lately, but this post reminded me how much i appreciate you guys for putting up with the newbies and tards, lol and for supplying the masses with everybodys favorites. Thanks limet and all vendors.

Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 10:26 am
Lol see I can reasonably account for my funds so that is never actually much of an issue. I did actually give that kid £30 for being a good lad and bringing my wallet too me without nicking anything. I'm a subscriber that if you get rewarded for being honest when you are young (he was only a young lad, no more than 12) then you it influences you to be honest when you are older. I checked the count after I got back in me car as well and he hadn't taken anything out of it. What a star.

And yeah you'd be surprised man, tbh it doesn't bother me if you make a mistake on the address. Not my problem. The stuff that does annoy me is the stuff that takes up my time like having to edit address and get PGP stuff resent. It's long.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: breathe on July 02, 2012, 02:47 pm
No, the very worst are the ones who don't finalise when they get the delivery.

The most annoying thing that sellers do is requesting FE. I don't like it when sellers try and take away my only recourse to being scammed or having my order not arrive.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: 10thplanetjj on July 02, 2012, 02:52 pm
Ahhhhhh....... D) never thought of that one.. guilty.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 02:55 pm
No, the very worst are the ones who don't finalise when they get the delivery.

The most annoying thing that sellers do is requesting FE. I don't like it when sellers try and take away my only recourse to being scammed or having my order not arrive.

Yeah that one is a fucker. Pisses me right off.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: spacewasp on July 02, 2012, 03:15 pm
lol, ah the essence of retail hell......stupid people.  it doesn't matter what you're selling; selling things to people is one of the most annoying things in the world.  that and traffic.  and moving.  the trifecta of hell is dealing with a traffic jam on your way to a retail job and thinking about all the packing you have to do for your move that weekend.

but yeah, good post.  us honest buyers really do appreciate what you do here and want to know what WE can do to make this whole thing easier for you.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 03:26 pm
lol, ah the essence of retail hell......stupid people.  it doesn't matter what you're selling; selling things to people is one of the most annoying things in the world.  that and traffic.  and moving.  the trifecta of hell is dealing with a traffic jam on your way to a retail job and thinking about all the packing you have to do for your move that weekend.

but yeah, good post.  us honest buyers really do appreciate what you do here and want to know what WE can do to make this whole thing easier for you.

Thanks. :)

Pleased this post was well received tbh, I thought it might be a bit controversial because it sounded a bit.......Grrrr lol.

In all honesty this is a tiny minority of people, but it's just something that everyone should keep in mind.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: ilovelsd69 on July 02, 2012, 03:26 pm
Good post Lim, for Canadians you can look at the Postcanada website:
Code: [Select]
http://www.canadapost.ca/cpo/mc/personal/guides/addressing.jsf  ;)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 03:33 pm
Tah.

I may sticky this actually, any ideas on which forum it should go in?
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 04:12 pm
Thanks for this info guys.
I havent personally made any orders yet, but its shit like this us boys need to know and get into our heads.
Of course most will say its common sense, but like i say, if you dont know about it, you cant learn it!!
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 04:17 pm
PS Limitless, wtf happened to all your stuff on the armory mate??  You had some fuckin cool shit there and i was planning on saving my pennies!!! 8)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 04:21 pm
PS Limitless, wtf happened to all your stuff on the armory mate??  You had some fuckin cool shit there and i was planning on saving my pennies!!! 8)

I put it on holiday, can put it back up if there is any interest. :)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 04:57 pm
No worries mate.  I am just looking for a list of prices, something for me to aim for.
I would ask if you want to trade encryption keys and what not, but you barely answer your pms hehe. :P
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 05:34 pm
Do not stress Lim mate, it was a joke of course  ;D
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: hoffa on July 02, 2012, 05:36 pm
For the record Mr Lim, I only asked 3 times why haven't you put my order into trasit! I mean when I want an armoured personnel carrier with custom rims and stealth weaponry I want it NOW. FFS is that too much to ask? Yea your busy but I have shit to do also and I really need that vehicle sooner rather than later.
Happy to be shot down Lim but given I even FE for that son bitch the least you could have done was communicate. How the fuck was I to know you where waiting on the custom rims? I mean fuck my crystal ball was on the blink sorry. At what dollar value is a customer treated like a customer? Just curious!
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: LainOfTheWired1984 on July 02, 2012, 05:47 pm
Good shit Lim. This is great for all the newbies looking for some basic, really just common sense, ways of going about business. Anyway, I have to admit I've forgotten my country a few times myself lol, but fuck me I would never just do some of the brainless crap some buyers do with vendors lol. I could just imagine wanting to take a hammer to the dome with some of the newer ones.

In short, some basic common sense from Limitless.

Heed the pointers new ones! lol
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 05:52 pm
Haha cheers mate.

Fuck it I'm gunna sticky this, think it could be the way forward.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 05:57 pm
Nice one for the sticky Limitless mate.
Am i forgiven ?  :P
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 05:58 pm
Nice one for the sticky Limitless mate.
Am i forgiven ?  :P

Lol I was never mad at ya G. I just sometimes have a lot to do so I don't reply to everything. Tis the curse of Mod/Vendor/Othershitship  :-\
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 06:07 pm
Thanks Limitless.
I can understand your position.  After all, you certainly deserve it mate!!
+karma  8)

And to the poster above me, i would have thought it was obvious why its a security thing.  But hey i understand your a junior member.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: hoffa on July 02, 2012, 06:11 pm
Thanks Limitless.
I can understand your position.  After all, you certainly deserve it mate!!
+karma  8)

And to the poster above me, i would have thought it was obvious why its a security thing.  But hey i understand your a junior member.

Oh no class warfare. So that makes Lim baby king-Ding-A-Lim?
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 06:20 pm
Yeah that's true tbf Shan, I couldn't really decide where to put it so I just picked here because it was about specific shit.

Were we sayin then? SR Discussion?
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 06:23 pm
umm hoffa, whats your problem mate?
Not enough karma?  Warfare, wtf are you talking about?.
Sounds like someone needs to chill.  If i give karma thats my business, certainly not fucking yours.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 06:27 pm
i've noticed all the nooby questions go in sr discussion so i figured it would help more over there, especially since it'll be a prominent pinned thread compared to here

edit - oh no i've been busted back from "jr member" to "newbie" don't hurt me lim :P

LOOOOOL, I couldn't give a fuck if you have 10 or 10k posts. If ya make a good point, ya make a good point.  :)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: hoffa on July 02, 2012, 06:29 pm
umm hoffa, whats your problem mate?
Not enough karma?  Warfare, wtf are you talking about?.
Sounds like someone needs to chill.  If i give karma thats my business, certainly not fucking yours.

LOL I'm chilled mate having some fun taking the piss.

Lim you must be biting your tounge fucking hard bro. Three comments and not one retort. Be truthful now, how much is it hurting? ;)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 06:35 pm
Hoffa, my bad if you were joking mate, sometimes i need these things pointing out to me!
However Lim is one of the most chilled out guys i know.  He usually responds very quickly when it comes to patriotism or the royal family  8)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: hoffa on July 02, 2012, 06:43 pm
No harm no foul bro follow my dribble long enough and you will get my humour. Sometimes I even make a joke at others expense. Like how fucking retarded were you not to get that I was fucking around ;)

Lim on the other hand, follow that character and you will see he has some serious object placed in a dark part of his body!
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 06:47 pm
Lol which dark bits be these Hoffa?  ;)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 06:56 pm
Fuck me you guys.
Hoffa, seriously, you dont wanna see my dark bits!
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: hoffa on July 02, 2012, 07:10 pm
See Ad man your already getting in the groove. Join us in the chat shit thread, before the overlim gets upset at yet another thread jack  ;D
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 07:17 pm
LOL cheers mate.
Sadly i have to run off for a groupie on Diablo 3.
(not that kind of groupie you sickos lol)
Anyways, i will post there tomorrow, i promise.
I been watching Flim4  and Jet Li;s HERO was on.  Fuck me.  This is bigger bullshit that the crouching wolf and hidden dragon bollocks
Seriously, running on water?  wtf.
Anyway, have fun all, catch you tomorrow!! 8)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on July 03, 2012, 06:43 am
I write addresses in upper and lower case as the UK and old Europe postal systems can read printed addresses with ease - its computerized and high tech stuff.

As for PGP I am learning that as I am getting a vendor established here and she has no clue about computers but is a whizz at money and already learnt how to mine the bitcoins and how to safety turn bitcoins into real cash mainly buying off other vendors a seoection og top quality substances.

I have orders that are maybe more than personal. I make a few pounds and the buyer saves a few pounds and gets a certified top quality whatever.

So, I'm not buying anything or dealing with vendors who who do not insist buyers use PGP.

It is selfish for buyers to be blase about transactions. Its not just them/us at risk, the carelessness of buyers is a weak spot in the system we use here.

The PGP dummies guides will teach us all how to protect ourselves better,

and protecting this site is a priority for many here.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: jonesycat on July 03, 2012, 01:43 pm
shit. totally guilty of the lowercase thing.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: peowfarin on July 03, 2012, 02:38 pm
I'm not that swift (sorry) . . . just what do I have to do to use PGP?  Thanks.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 03, 2012, 05:28 pm
You guys really need to get on Diablo 3, its fecking awesome!!!!
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: MushMouth on July 03, 2012, 10:11 pm

.....

F) If you are from a foreign country, please use the ENGLISH SPELLINGS because although it's going to you it's going through the U.K mail system first and some of those mother fuckers ain't too smart I'm afraid. It makes it easier for everyone.

.....

Lim :)

This made me spew my drink onto my monitor, partly through my nose. Well said mate :)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Wazup7 on July 04, 2012, 02:32 am
I got nervous when I made my first transaction, because I just typed my address, encrypted it, cut and pasted it.  It's more than just type it, check it, and submit, so I thought if I misspelled the original cleartext, I wouldn't know once it's encrypted.  anyway, I was careful regardless, and the order was a total success.

Since then, I've "polished" my address by making it seem more professional (or "less shady" if you will).  I put Dr. in front of my name ;-), and used a middle initial.  I also ran my address through the USPS validator thing.  it helps with routing by adding the 4-digit sub-zip-code, but it also "cleans" the other parts.  Like, apparantly "Circle" should be written as CIR, with no period, and a few other things. 

So now that I have my final, solid, polished address, I saved it in a cleartext file, and simply encrypt it for every order I place.  So I know I'm not putting any typos into the address, and as long as the vendor can decrypt it without issue, I know it's 100% correct.  45 transactions placed using this method, and not a single issue with my address.  (+2 transactions from before I started using this technique, all successful *knock on wood*).  Also I always laugh when people talk about "asking if they should use PGP".  I say just fucking use it!  In the worst case, your vendor is an incompetent fool (who you shouldn't be talking to anyway), and it the best case, everything happens business as usual.  Why on earth would you bother to waste a vendors time asking if you should use PGP?  That always makes me chuckle...

But, seriously Lim, this is a great thread.  I like to think that I have a good head on my shoulders, and I like to double-triple-check things to make sure they're right, but it's never a bad idea to give a friendly reminder like this thread is intended.  Some people are just totally oblivious that vendors are real people and that they can get really frustrated just like anyone else.  In this area, everyone needs to always remember that the vendors are what makes this place great.  I get the impression that some buyers think they are all high and mighty, just by being here, and that they can do fuck-all whatever they want, and the vendors will "Just take care of it" because thats their job.  Well I say FUCK THAT!!!  To those ungrateful fucktards, I say it's your job to not be such fucking idiotd that you can't tell someone your actual correct address where you want things to be sent to.  I mean jesus fucking christ...it's common sense, but I guess thats too much to ask for some people...
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 04, 2012, 05:44 pm
Down here on the deep web we need a lot more stickys for the real dumb info stuff.  I'm not saying we are stupid, hell it took me ages to figure out encryption.
Everyone has to start somewhere, after all.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: thereisnospoon on July 05, 2012, 10:20 am
Dude. the last four digi's clearing? if that be something smoothie like... FUCK!!! digggg it.

wrod woorrrrd
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 05, 2012, 05:31 pm
@therisnospoon.  Sorry, it may be my lack of interpretation, but i have no idea what you are talking about mate.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: bladen on July 06, 2012, 04:41 am
Yeah Ad, you aren't the only one.

Thanks for the thread, Lim. I'm guilty of not putting my address in all caps. Holy shit, that must be so irritating to deal with.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Shiner on July 06, 2012, 05:07 am
Limitless, what are your thoughts on a buyer useing a small time business name instead of a real name?

Thanks, Shiner.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: HardHustle on July 06, 2012, 05:15 am
Agree with all the address shit. Can be a bitch sometimes. Sucks those people will probably never read this.

You should put in with DPR to put this list on the ordering page.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: thereisnospoon on July 06, 2012, 06:10 am
@therisnospoon.  Sorry, it may be my lack of interpretation, but i have no idea what you are talking about mate.

HAHAHAHA! OMG. I was reading it myself and was like "wtf is this fool talking about!?" (then pan over to left profile name), I'm like fuck. It was me... I was on benzos. Then after sitting there wondering what the fuck i said... i remembered. The last four of the zip. The second last four... the extra four. As mentioned by the OP.

Cool?
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 06, 2012, 12:39 pm
Limitless, what are your thoughts on a buyer useing a small time business name instead of a real name?

Thanks, Shiner.

That is even better than just a name. Small business letters are ideal IMO.

And @ HardHustle, if you think it should be used in that page PM him, I'm sure he wont mind. :)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Adasel on July 06, 2012, 06:07 pm
@thereisnospoon
I THINK i have an understanding of what you were trying to say mate.  Seriously you should only get online if you think you can handle it.  I remember once when i went on teamspeak after one too many glasses of wine.
Big mistake.  Oh how the arguments continued!!.

@Lim
You are just too cool bro.  More karma your way lol 8)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Shiner on July 08, 2012, 09:33 am
Limitless, what are your thoughts on a buyer useing a small time business name instead of a real name?

Thanks, Shiner.

That is even better than just a name. Small business letters are ideal IMO.

And @ HardHustle, if you think it should be used in that page PM him, I'm sure he wont mind. :)


May I add that IF useing a small business addy. Do your research and make shure it doesn't exist. Google, phone book, 411 even.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: MollyMarley on July 15, 2012, 03:22 pm
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Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: trainfour20 on July 17, 2012, 10:32 pm
would it be a huge deal if i accidentally left off my country? i live in the usa, and generally forget to put down USA on my letters...mostly because im so used to sending letters domestic.  wont happen in the future, just wondering if thats enough to keep me from receiving a package..

thanks,
trainfour20
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 17, 2012, 10:55 pm
Yes it would because it's piss annoying and it just shows your laziness lol. I love Americans but that kind of "Oh does it matter if I leave off my country" attitude is because half of you don't have a soddin passport lol.

Just get into good habits because it helps us out no end.

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Post by: hashmat on July 18, 2012, 02:17 am
i think a lot of newB's(myself included), dont know about PGP.
Im looking into it now after seeing "use pgp when ordering" at the bottom of the page.
So, on that subject(pgp), i think its mainly ignorance, not knowing how to use it.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: trainfour20 on July 18, 2012, 05:21 am
Thanks limetless for the info.  I'm more ignorant than lazy lol, but it wont ever happen again lol which im sure youll soon find out.......everytime i see something and think "damn i GOTTA order that", it says Limetless in the top left as the seller haha..

but yeah good point about forming good habits, as im shitting a brick right now because i left USA off of my order form.....lame....
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 07:51 pm
Thanks limetless for the info.  I'm more ignorant than lazy lol, but it wont ever happen again lol which im sure youll soon find out.......everytime i see something and think "damn i GOTTA order that", it says Limetless in the top left as the seller haha..

but yeah good point about forming good habits, as im shitting a brick right now because i left USA off of my order form.....lame....

We do add it on lol, otherwise it wouldn't get to you. Just try and remember because it's something that eats up our time when if we didn't have to we could probably be half way to the letterbox getting your shit closer to you. :)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Bungee54 on July 21, 2012, 05:41 pm
Post Nr.1 deserves a weekend with boobs and coke in a luxury beach resort..

everything SPOT ON!
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Bikerbum on August 02, 2012, 10:48 am
YUP
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: greenthumb5150 on August 10, 2012, 10:42 am
yeah i think it would be awesome if someone wrote a step by step guide from start to finish bitcoins transfer, etc, address, pgp, the whole nine yards. and makes a newb tutorial. cause i know about computers alittle but im a newb to sr, bitcoins, and encryption. i dont want to fuck it up and no one else does. thank you guys. btw this is my first post. hey everyone!
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Christy Nugs on August 11, 2012, 03:40 am
Yes it would because it's piss annoying and it just shows your laziness lol. I love Americans but that kind of "Oh does it matter if I leave off my country" attitude is because half of you don't have a soddin passport lol.

Just get into good habits because it helps us out no end.

i got one and c u in the dam
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on August 11, 2012, 04:43 am
Yes it would because it's piss annoying and it just shows your laziness lol. I love Americans but that kind of "Oh does it matter if I leave off my country" attitude is because half of you don't have a soddin passport lol.

Just get into good habits because it helps us out no end.

i got one and c u in the dam

Already there with 5g of Blow and 4g of Mandy, you bring the cheeba and we will paint the town in the blood of the innocent. ;)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Christy Nugs on August 12, 2012, 11:39 pm
just going for the couple day party and check out the competitions wares...:)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on August 12, 2012, 11:42 pm
just going for the couple day party and check out the competitions wares...:)

So no blood of the innocent then? You lost ya fun side Christy, just not the same girl I fell in love with in the corn fields all those years ago.... :(
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: jumpingBeans on August 14, 2012, 10:08 am
Quote from Limitless "your colon will suddenly work in reverse so your shits will all of a sudden come back up through your mouth"...     (Yeah, I don't know how to do the quote thing properly yet)
     Literally woke the girl laughing to this, haha, made my night, thanks.

I'm pretty sure I do all of this, except the CAPS for everything.  Generally my spelling, grammar etc. is pretty spot on, but I have to ask - is Full CAPS preferred to just appropriate caps???  ie;

JOHN SMITH
123 SMITH STREET
SMITHITYVILLE

or

John Smith
123 Smith Street
Smithityville...

P.S.  That's not my actual name or address guys, for real...
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: psychonauts on August 14, 2012, 10:14 am
Quote from Limitless "your colon will suddenly work in reverse so your shits will all of a sudden come back up through your mouth"...     (Yeah, I don't know how to do the quote thing properly yet)
     Literally woke the girl laughing to this, haha, made my night, thanks.

I'm pretty sure I do all of this, except the CAPS for everything.  Generally my spelling, grammar etc. is pretty spot on, but I have to ask - is Full CAPS preferred to just appropriate caps???  ie;

JOHN SMITH
123 SMITH STREET
SMITHITYVILLE

or

John Smith
123 Smith Street
Smithityville...

P.S.  That's not my actual name or address guys, for real...
what are you, the fucking mayor of that town?

proper caps and all-caps are both fine. maybe one would look more nondescript on a certain type of packaging, but not really a big deal.

and you only need to put your country if you're ordering internationally, obviously.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: redcube on August 15, 2012, 11:28 pm
Thanks Lim!  This is all I can ask for.  Educational yet entertaining.  I can't stop laughing.    ;)

I don't think I every broke these rules, but a refresher course never hurts.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: uspilotzzz on August 27, 2012, 02:44 pm
As someone new here I appreciate the info.  I do have one question though. Although I have an understanding of encrypting a message, what did you mean by C+P?  copy and paste?
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on August 27, 2012, 05:17 pm
C+P = Copy and Past yeah.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: shandyison on August 29, 2012, 09:33 pm
People don't do this stuff?

Fucking hell, that is BASIC..

I mean its in their own interest. A vendor could just copy it as is and the package never turn up because some cretin didn't take the time to write their address properly.

Who the fuck are these morons?

this reminded me of a time when dealer sent me stuff in post within UK , he said it already been signed for and I thought its been delivered to wrong house in my street, had my name on and everything. name was needed because it was to be signed for. Turned out he gave me the wrong tracking number ...lol , for a day i was sh**ing bricks ...
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Seeker on September 08, 2012, 11:57 am
After asking wut I was sent because I ordered drone and got sum really weak random powder that was not even a cathinone (probably sum unknown RC), I get this response...
Quote
Limetless(98)    Well you're wrong kid so don't try and feed me bullshit. It is Meph and if you don't want to believe it go and get it tested because that's the best response you are going to get out of me. Now stop trying to fuck me around, you can either end this here and stop trying to be a pretend Shulgin or you can carry on and I can tell you to blow me. Your choice.

You have been warned.

Don't buy drone from this guy cooks up in his "kitchen" as he claims.  yea with sum RCs filler and mortar n pestle  ::)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: zero effect on September 11, 2012, 07:16 pm
The stuff I got was awesome so it sounds a little dodgy to me.

Anyway, before a first order with a vendor, should I be introducing myself and build rapport with him/her? Sometimes I do, sometimes I dont, but is it something a vendor appreciates?
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Limetless on September 11, 2012, 07:39 pm
Yeah the guy went round posting shit but if he sent off the product to a lab he'd eat his words. I noticed they haven't done that and nobody else seems to have complained so I'm not taking too seriously. :)
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: chrispi on September 22, 2012, 02:55 pm
is that the top things vendors hate? or could you tell us the absolute most annoying things newbs do besides fuck up the address, that will keep us from causing too many problems?  i mean not like write a book about it, but the main things you see over and over and wish would go away. i think that everyone should know by now not to harass vendors with a-hole constant messaging, to pgp, to write the address in correct format, to read and research before questioning, and generally to not be a wanker about their order, prices, discounts, other assorted stupid shite,  ...but im sure there must be a few things that bear repeating so jackass mistakes wont keep turning up. i read the address post with growing dismay, so what else ya got before i f that up too.  :o
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: Dancing.Wolf on September 25, 2012, 07:13 pm
hey there guys and gals,
i am about as fresh as they come here on the road - Im trying to read up as much as i can before i place my first order which will be as soon as safely possible.  here are some questions regarding this here thread, maybe someone can enlighten me before i cause any unwanted stress and trouble to my future vendors...
1) does everybody require pm's to be in PGP?
2) what is the difference between encryption and PGP?
and last but not least- the big question
3) perhaps someone can paste me a link to a thread that explains, in detail,  the order process....I just reluctant to begin a thread asking a question that just about every new member probably asks, and has got to be repeated over and over again on here. Maybe Im just not seeing it yet. 

Im eager to get the ball rolling here, but I am wary of being inappropriate and vague... certainly don't want to make a bad name for myself before I realize what exactly it is that Im doing.     :-[
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: SantaClause1 on December 26, 2012, 02:01 am
Although these things seem to be pretty much common sense, I do appreciate the heads up.
Title: Re: Guys, when you make an order I and probs most other sellers appreciate some stuf
Post by: gambino on December 26, 2012, 11:17 am
bump